As technologies change and adapt, we’re often left with seemingly useless junk that has nowhere to go. Certainly anyone still sitting on a pile of floppy disks feels this way sometimes, but odds are anyone who owns a mining ASIC or an NFT can attest to that as well. The trillions of dollars flowing into GPU-based data centers will likely become the next victim of this trend, so if you want to capitalize on the losses of some venture capitalist you’ll want to figure out a way to get GPUs meant for a server into your desktop doing useful work.

Of course, calling these devices GPUs is a bit of a stretch compared to the Radeon and GeForce cards many of us are used to using for gaming. These don’t even have a PCIe slot or video output, after all. But, as [Oscar] notes, the VRAM and GPU cores are very real and can still do useful work. An adapter board is able to mate a Tesla V100 SXM2 16 GB GPU to a standard PCIe slot, which solves the first problem, but the major downside from there is that the cooling fan for this unit was literally deafeningly loud. At 82 dB it was about as loud as a lawnmower, which is fine in a server rack but not great in a bedroom. [Oscar] found a way to tamp down the fan speed, making it usable in a home.

Without video output, the utility of these cards mainly comes from adding VRAM and compute for tasks that benefit from parallel computing. Using tensor splitting, [Oscar] is running a local LLM with this card alongside his RTX 4080, providing 32 GB of VRAM on his NixOS system. With his benchmarking tests, the LLM sports impressive stats for a self-hosted model, ranking somewhere around Claude Sonnet 4.6. What’s even more impressive is that this is all done for around £200, and with the rate the various LLM companies are ratcheting up pricing could pay itself back very quickly. If trading off performance for cost is acceptable, though, it’s possible to run local models on much less powerful hardware as well.

If you think RAM is expensive now, try putting yourselves in the shoes of a Commodore engineer, circa 1981. RAM was eye-wateringly expensive by modern standards, and Jack Tramiel wanted 64K of the stuff for the next computer– hence the name, Commodore 64– but he didn’t want to pay for it. The solution was to use cheaper dynamic RAM over the more expensive static RAM that later took over the market in the kilobyte range. That’s a small problem for retrocomputer hobbiests, because while we’re complaining about the price of gigabytes of the stuff, you can’t buy new DRAM chips that fit a Commodore at any price. That’s why [Fabio Battaglia] aka [hkzlab] came up with an adapter board to fit easily-available SRAM chips onto aging C64s. 

Nothing lasts forever– not cold September rain, and not DRAM chips. Heat damage? Internal corrosion? There are probably multiple failure modes, but someday the old stock of chips will run out and the retrocomputer community is going to be ready for it. [Keith Olson] sent us a tip on a video by [The Retro Shack]– embedded below, and thanks for the tip, [Keith]!–about this very problem, that serves as a good demo of what you get when you put SRAM into a C64. That said, the adapter board on offer is only good for C64s with the 250407 motherboard. If yours is different, you may have to modify the board– but hey, it’s open source, so go ye and do that thing. Let us know via the tips line if you do.