Some time ago I wrote a small script for myself because I wanted an answer to one very simple question:

Did I accidentally do something stupid on this VPS?

Which, to be fair, is a question worth asking from time to time. I run different things on my servers. Websites, databases, Tor services, monitoring, random

For a long time I used Discord webhooks for notifications from my services. It was easy, it worked and almost every application knew how to send something to Discord. Create a private channel, copy a webhook URL, paste it into a service and wait until something breaks. Very advanced engineering.

The more services I added, however, the